Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR” for which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them: “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”. The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.