Birthday Jokes 15
Q: Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?
A: He heard they were having upside-down cake

Q; What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
A: The fire department.

Man 1: “I got my wife a VCP for her birthday.”
Man 2: “Don’t you mean a VCR?”
Man 1: “No, a VCP … Very Cheap Present!”