Birthday Jokes 33

My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people’s birthdays. She says she doesn’t think people would like margarine as a present.

You know you’re growing old when by the time you’ve lit the last candle on the birthday cake, the first one has burned out.

Her husband leaned over and asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?” One eye opened and she groaned, “Actually, honey, I meant dress size!”