Archive for the ‘American’ Category
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Englishman Canadian and American
An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by
terrorists.
The terrorist leader said, “Before we shoot you, you will be
allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk
about.”
The Englishman replied, “I wish to speak of loyalty and service
to the crown.”
The Canadian replied, “Since you are involved in a question of
national purpose, national [...] -
3 men were walking across this bridge
3 men were walking across this bridge; an American, a
Canadian, and a Frenchie. When they got to the middle of the
bridge, the Frenchie stopped, pulled a bottle of wine out of his
pack, and threw it over the bridge. The Canadian & the American
both yelled out “What the hell did you do that for?” The
Frenchie just [...] -
How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb
How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on “how funny-looking” local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case [...]
