kids jokes 1

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

What do you find on a small beach?
Micro-waves!
What’s another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
What did the mosquito say to the elephant?
Hide behind me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel eat me if you don’t open this door!