Archive for the ‘Laloo’ Category

  • successful lawyer

    Monday, February 2nd, 2009

    successful lawyer.
    A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
    “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $700,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you [...]

  • Laloos family planning policy

    Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

    Laloos family planning policy

    A: “Don’t have more than two children in one year”

  • Once Laloo

    Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

    Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR” for which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on
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    Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them: “Ji could you tell me the [...]

  • Why do you take your wife to night clubs

    Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

    Santa: Why do you take your wife to night clubs only?

    Laloo: By the time she gets ready no other place is open.