Archive for the ‘One Liner Jokes’ Category
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one liner jokes 4
What’s the difference between a paint mixer and a British au pair?
No one leaves children in the care of a paint mixer
What’s the difference between Princess Di and Tiger Woods?
Tiger Woods has a reliable driver
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Ford?
Diana wouldn’t be seen dead in a Ford
What were Princess Di’s last words?
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one liner jokes 3
What does Kenny G say when he walks into an elevator?
“This place rocks!”
What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?
They’re both kinda cute, but neither one can fly
What’s the difference between Elvis and JFK Jr.?
Elvis was bloated BEFORE he died
Why didn’t JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight?
He figured he would wash up [...] -
one liner jokes 2
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut [...] -
one liner jokes 1
What do you call a woman with one leg?
- Ilene
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
- Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
- Bob
What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle [...]
