Archive for the ‘Riddles’ Category
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What did the boy
What did the boy
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
“I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.”
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What did the cannibal have for lunch?
Baked beings (beans).
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What do bees do with all their honey?
Cell (sell) it.
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What do liars do after they die?
Lie still.
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If you cross a dog
If you cross a dog
If you cross a dog and an egg, what would you get?
A pooched (poached) egg.
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If you cross ducks and cows, what would you have?
Quackers (crackers) and milk.
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If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.
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How d0 i
How do i
How did the patient get to the hospital so fast?
Flu.
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How do mice kiss?
Mouse-to-mouse (mouth-to-mouth).
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How do mummies behave?
In a grave manner.
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How do you keep a rhinoceros from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
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How do you know that carrots are good for the eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing eyeglasses?
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How do you stop a dog [...]
