ways to confuse Santa Claus

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

ways to confuse Santa Claus
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you’ve gone away for [...]

I am so miser

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

I am so miser
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Why do you take your wife to night clubs

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Santa: Why do you take your wife to night clubs only?

Laloo: By the time she gets ready no other place is open.

Titanic was sinking- Santa Banta

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: “…In which direction?”
Banta: Downwards !!