Archive for the ‘short’ Category
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Laloos family planning policy
Laloos family planning policy
A: “Don’t have more than two children in one year”
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I am so miser
I am so miser
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Banta: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. -
Why do you take your wife to night clubs
Santa: Why do you take your wife to night clubs only?
Laloo: By the time she gets ready no other place is open.
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short jokes
short Jokes
Now suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress… But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde
