Archive for the ‘Tasteless’ Category
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The Leper And The Bartender
The Leper And The Bartender
A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.
The leper looked hurt and said, “Hey, I know I’m not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them.”
The bartender, wiping [...] -
Knitting In The Waiting Room
Knitting In The Waiting Room
Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill.
“What was that?” The others asked her.
“Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy.” A few minutes later, [...] -
White Collar Criminals
White Collar Criminals
The stockbroker was nervous about being in prison because his cellmate looked like a real thug. “Don’t worry,” the gruff looking fellow said, “I’m in here for a white collar crime too.”
“Well, that’s a relief,” sighed the stockbroker. “I was sent to prison for fraud and insider trading.”
“Oh nothing fancy like that for [...] -
guys were swapping stories in the park
guys were swapping stories in the park
Two guys were swapping stories in the park one day and one guy (a war vet) mentioned that during the war he was captured and held for weeks without food.
The other guy asked, “How could you survive without food?”
“It wasn’t easy,” he said. “But I had a big meal [...] -
Public Restroom
Public Restroom
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob’s standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help [...] -
Softening The Blow
Softening The Blow
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the [...] -
On Linda’s Passing
On Linda’s Passing
The McCartney kids are at the family home anxiously awaiting news of their mother.
Paul emerges from his wife’s bedroom. “Kid’s……there’s good news and bad news.”
“The bad news is your mother’s strength and will to live has been sucked away by her awful disease and she died a few moments ago”
“The good news is…. [...] -
Making Up After An Argument
Making Up After An Argument
A guy had a major argument with his girlfriend. He was in the wrong, but not enough to back down without an argument. So after storming away, and cooling off, the guy had a think. He was clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty, with all the trauma it had [...]
