Archive for the ‘Teacher’ Category
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short teacher jokes 2
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called “Teacher” who kept spoiling all our fun!
Mother: Does your teacher like you?
Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at [...] -
Short Teacher Jokes 1
Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!
Mother: How do you like your new teacher?
Son: I don’t. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn’t give me one!
Son: I [...] -
Sex With The English Teacher
Sex With The English Teacher
A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he’s got a big smile on his face. She asks, “Did anything special happen at school today?”
“Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!”
The mother is stunned. “You’re going to talk about this with [...] -
Teacher Jokes - 1
1.TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
2.TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!-
3.TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”? JOHN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER: No, that’s wrong [...]
