Archive for the ‘Text’ Category
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Text Jokes 5
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
He came 2 me 1 nite… explored my body… licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill… wen satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO
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Text Jokes 4
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find [...] -
Text Jokes 3
Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the [...] -
Text jokes 2
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
The longest sentence known to man: “I [...] -
Text Jokes 1
Hey can u do me a favor, take a pic of yourself n send me it, I’m playing cards n I’m
missing the joker!
Jesus says to John come forth I’ll give you eternal life. John came fifth he won
a toaster
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without
ugliness there can be no [...]
