Archive for the ‘Wedding’ Category
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Marriage is not a word
Marriage is a rest period between romances.
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
Don’t marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!
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The bride upon her engagemen
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a man just like father!” Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”
A lady inserted an “ad” in the classifieds: “Husband wanted”. Next day she received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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The honeymoon is over
The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he’ll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.”
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how [...] -
first year of marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somewhat deteriorate during the night.
Why is Hillary upset?
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When a newly married couple smiles
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
Any married man should forget his mistakes because there is no use in remembering two people the [...] -
wedding ring
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
There are two times a man does’nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
A woman worries about the future until [...]
