Archive for the ‘Women’ Category
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Courses Women Should be REQUIRED to take
Courses Women Should be REQUIRED to take
* Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
* The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
* Parties: Going Without New Outfits
* Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The [...] -
Women Stages of Life
Women Stages of Life
Favorite drink:
Age 17: Wine Coolers
Age 25: White wine
Age 35: Red wine
Age 48: Dom Perignon
Age 66: Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
Excuses for refusing dates:
17: Need to wash my hair
25: Need to wash and condition my hair
35: Need to colour my hair
48: Need to have Francois color my hair
66: Need to have [...] -
The Ages Of Women
The Ages Of Women
1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
4. Between the ages [...] -
Women Jokes 2
Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can’t stand to see a man have a good time.
What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won’t do what she’s told.
Why did the woman cross the road?
That’s not the point,what’s she doing out of the kitchen?
What do you do if your dishwasher [...] -
Women Jokes 1
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it…
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a [...]
