• A young accountant spends a week at his new office

    Friday, September 19th, 2008

    A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks around the room with [...]

  • A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife

    Friday, September 19th, 2008

    A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife
    one evening which read: “Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary.” When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter [...]

  • If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep

    Friday, September 19th, 2008

    If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep what does she say?
    “Darling, could you tell me about your work.”

  • Why accountants don’t read novels

    Friday, September 19th, 2008

    Why accountants don’t read novels ?
    Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

  • Two accountants are in a bank

    Friday, September 19th, 2008

    Two accountants are in a bank when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two’s [...]