• Chatty Parrot

    Saturday, March 7th, 2009

    Chatty Parrot
    An elderly woman was looking for a pet to be a good companion and not much trouble.
    The pet store owner suggested a parrot, showed it to her and guaranteed her it would be a wonderful companion.
    The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays.
    The owner said [...]

  • Driving with Penguins

    Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

    Driving with Penguins
    A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
    The next day the same man is driving down the [...]

  • Drunk Giraffe

    Monday, March 2nd, 2009

    Drunk Giraffe
    A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat, the giraffe does the same. The man orders a beer for himself and a double scotch for the giraffe. They both proceed to drink and after a while they order the same again. They continue [...]

  • nigger jokes 3

    Sunday, December 14th, 2008

    Why did the nigger rush to the discount store?
    The ad said: “Whites for salef!”
    Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of niggers?
    Niggers have a bigger nose.
    What time is bed time at the nigger’s house?
    When the cheap booze runs out.
    What do niggers and a jockeys both ride?
    Animals.

  • short jokes

    Monday, September 22nd, 2008

    short Jokes
    Now suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress… But I repeat myself.
    Mark Twain
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    I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
    A. Whitney Brown
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    Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
    Oscar Wilde