• Santa Problems

    Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

    Santa Problems
    Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman was awaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch. Santa declined, saying “Ho -ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know.”
    Trying again, the lovely young thing removed her clothing down to her [...]

  • A Shave And A Shine

    Monday, December 15th, 2008

    A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to [...]

  • Dead Baby Jokes 1

    Monday, December 15th, 2008

    What’s funnier than a dead baby?
    A dead baby in a clown costume!
    How do you make a dead baby float?
    Take your foot off of it’s head.
    Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
    Because they’re hand made.
    What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
    Fucked.
    What do [...]

  • Text jokes 2

    Monday, December 8th, 2008

    The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all
    things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
    At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
    coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on
    The longest sentence known to man: “I [...]

  • Cinderella Wishes

    Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

    Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.
    One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said: ‘Fairy Godmother, what are you doing [...]