• A little Boy visits a whore house

    Monday, December 15th, 2008

    A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a whore house and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, &quotI want [...]

  • Sex With The English Teacher

    Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

    Sex With The English Teacher
    A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he’s got a big smile on his face. She asks, “Did anything special happen at school today?”
    “Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!”
    The mother is stunned. “You’re going to talk about this with [...]

  • Kids at the Wedding

    Monday, December 8th, 2008

    Kids at the Wedding
    At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.
    The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, “I was just trying to be a good ring [...]

  • one liner jokes 4

    Saturday, December 6th, 2008

    What’s the difference between a paint mixer and a British au pair?
    No one leaves children in the care of a paint mixer
    What’s the difference between Princess Di and Tiger Woods?
    Tiger Woods has a reliable driver
    What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Ford?
    Diana wouldn’t be seen dead in a Ford
    What were Princess Di’s last words?
    “Is [...]

  • MEMO FROM ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT

    Monday, October 13th, 2008

    Memo From Accounting Department

    It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of “Miscellaneous [...]

  • What did the boy

    Friday, October 3rd, 2008

    What did the boy
    What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
    “I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.”
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    What did the cannibal have for lunch?
    Baked beings (beans).
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    What do bees do with all their honey?
    Cell (sell) it.
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    What do liars do after they die?
    Lie still.
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    What do two oceans say when they [...]

  • Cinderella Wishes

    Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

    Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.
    One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said: ‘Fairy Godmother, what are you doing [...]