• Where do you think lawyers come from

    Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

    Where do you think lawyers come from?
    A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn’t sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, “Do you enjoy it?” She said that she did. He asked, “Does it hurt [...]

  • My Daddy Is A Lawyer

    Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

    My Daddy Is A Lawyer
    While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted.
    “My name is Joshua. What’s yours?” asked the first boy.
    “Adam,” replied the second.
    “My daddy is a doctor. What does your daddy do for a living?” asked Joshua.
    Adam proudly replied, “My daddy is a [...]

  • victims of land

    Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

    victims of land
    In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
    Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong… I can’t feel my legs!
    Doctor: Yes, we’ve had to amputate both your arms.

  • Softening The Blow

    Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

    Softening The Blow
    Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the [...]

  • An accountant is having a hard time sleeping

    Friday, September 19th, 2008

    An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.”
    “Have you tried counting sheep?”
    “That’s the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”