• Little Johnny walks into school

    Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

    Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
    She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
    The entire class says, “Hello Mrs. Prussy.”
    A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little [...]

  • Santa Likes Girls

    Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

    Santa Likes Girls
    A boy sitting on Santas lap and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose and says “I bet your name is (spells out ) J i m m y ?”
    The little boys eyes light up and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose again and says ” I bet you want [...]

  • 20 Questions With Little Johnny

    Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

    20 Questions With Little Johnny
    One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions.
    So the teacher says “OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red”
    Little Suzy pipes up “I know, it’s a tomato”.
    “No but you’re thinking, it’s an apple” replies the teacher.
    So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket [...]

  • MOMMY MOMMY I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND

    Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

    MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND
    Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods.
    Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
    Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.
    “MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT [...]

  • is god a man or a woman

    Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

    is god a man or a woman
    Little Johnny goes to his father and asks, “Dad, is god a man or a woman?”
    His Dad replies, “Johnny, both. God is both.”
    Johnny asks, “Dad, is god black or white?’
    His Dad says, “Both. God is both.”
    Ok, then Johnny asks, “Dad, is Michael Jackson God?”

  • Johnny’s gambling

    Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

    Johnny’s gambling
    One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.
    Johnny’s daddy thinks, “I’ll get a head start on Johnny’s gambling.”
    So he calls the teacher and says, “My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you’ll have to keep an [...]