• Dress of Love

    Monday, December 15th, 2008

    An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.
    The mother asks the daughter, What are you doing naked?”
    The daughter responds, This is the dress of love.”
    When the mother returns home, she strips naked and waits for her husband.
    When her husband arrives, he asks her, What are you [...]

  • Making Up After An Argument

    Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

    Making Up After An Argument
    A guy had a major argument with his girlfriend. He was in the wrong, but not enough to back down without an argument. So after storming away, and cooling off, the guy had a think. He was clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty, with all the trauma it had [...]

  • A guy dies whilst making love to his wife

    Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

    A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, “Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?” The wife replies, “Cut it off and shove it up his arse!” The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the [...]

  • That is Love !

    Sunday, October 5th, 2008

    That is Love !
    An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the [...]

  • The twelve days after Christmas

    Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

    The first day after Christmas
    My true love and I had a fight
    And so I chopped the pear tree down
    And burnt it, just for spite
    Then with a single cartridge
    I shot that blasted partridge
    My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.
    The second day after Christmas
    I pulled on the old rubber gloves
    And very gently [...]