• Have long marriages

    Monday, December 8th, 2008

    Have long marriages
    Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.
    They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.
    The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays

  • A way to save your marriage

    Monday, December 8th, 2008

    A way to save your marriage
    A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.
    The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, “If you wish to save your marriage, you’d better be a little boulder.”

  • Getting revenge with marriage

    Monday, December 8th, 2008

    Getting revenge with marriage
    Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: “When I’m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones.”
    Wife: “No, I can’t marry anyone after you.”
    Johnson: “But I want you to.”
    Wife: “But why?”
    Johnson: “Jones once cheated me in a horse [...]

  • Marriage studies findings

    Monday, December 8th, 2008

    Marriage studies findings
    A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: “You’re what?!?”

  • Kids at the Wedding

    Monday, December 8th, 2008

    Kids at the Wedding
    At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.
    The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, “I was just trying to be a good ring [...]

  • Like Father, Like Husband?

    Monday, December 8th, 2008

    Like Father, Like Husband?
    If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.