• Dead Baby Jokes 10

    Monday, December 15th, 2008

    What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
    They’re fun to ride until they die.
    What’s red, screams and goes around in circles?
    A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.
    What bounces up and down at 100mph?
    A baby tied to the back of a truck.
    How do you get a baby out of a tree?
    You give [...]

  • Mexican Jokes 6

    Friday, December 5th, 2008

    Why are Mexicans so short?
    When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
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    What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
    Unemployed.
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    How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
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    How do you get 50 Mexicans is [...]

  • Mexican Jokes 5

    Friday, December 5th, 2008

    Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
    They are too short to get into any other type of car.
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    What is the greatest Mexican invention?
    A solar powered flash light.
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    Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
    Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
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    What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
    Chase after him, it’s probably [...]

  • MeXICAN Jokes 4

    Friday, December 5th, 2008

    What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
    Grand Theft Auto.
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    Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
    Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
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    Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?
    He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)

  • Mexican Jokes 3

    Friday, December 5th, 2008

    A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
    Jail Break.
    how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
    put up a help-wanted sign
    What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
    Their nose.

  • Mexican Jokes 2

    Friday, December 5th, 2008

    What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?
    Bean Dip.
    What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
    A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)
    What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?
    A miracle.

  • Mexican Jokes 1

    Friday, December 5th, 2008

    Why don’t mexicans bbq?
    The beans fall through the little holes.
    Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
    yeah.. me neither
    What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
    steal a chicken